A million choices main campaign

I stumble back to my bed, snagging a spare pillow off an empty bed as I do so. Collapsing on top of the bed, I pull the covers over me and put the pillow over my head.

I look around at the seemingly distracted girl, "There you are!" I walk toward her and put my arm around her, "where are the others then?"

"Huh..." I sound quietly to myself, "I wonder why they closed the door."

I pull the levers again to open the door.

The door opens again.

The creature is still standing there.

"Why did you shut the door?" I ask innocently

She turns to face you, allbeit briefly before frantically looking around the room.

"Where are the stairs to the next floor?!"

"After looking around and making careful observations I have discovered that there are no stairs" I say looking at her, trying to hide the fact that I've just been standing here marvelling at the inside balcony.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NO STAIRS? THERE MUST BE STAIRS! I MUST GO UP! I MUST!"

Her eyes are frantic, almost terrified of the thought that she cannot progress further.

"WE MUST FIND THE STAIRS"

"Can someone tell me why the door was closed please?" I repeat my question, though slightly louder this time in a bid to be heard.

"I didn't close the door." I finally say, "But who on Earth are you." realising I have my gun in my hands I raise it and aim at the figure in-front of me.

I launch the stolen pillow at the male human's head.

"Stop shout'n! whyouso noiseeey?! I'm tryna sleeeep!"

"Hey, hey. Calm down. Don't worry, I'm here for you, why do you need to go up so bad?"

"I JUST NEED TO GO UP! HOW DO IT DO IT!??!?!"

Getting a little frustrated about her seemingly indifference to me I say, "Calm down! I can't help if you're going to to just flip out!"

"I'm Tiberius..., errr, some things happened to me not all that long ago." I say slowly "so if you didn't close the door, who did?"

"That girl over there who's trying to get to sleep." I reply in a slightly absent tone. I shift slightly uncomfortable. "As we are standing here, not really doing much, and not" I stress the word not, "getting killed, is the GOLEM dead?"

"I honestly couldn't tell you, I've errr.... been a little busy" I reply a little self-consciously, "Can we try and find some spare clothes for me please? This sack is beginning to chafe."

MARSHMELLOWS ON DAN'S HEAD!

And one of these is now following you:

"'ey! 'ey!" I get up, grabbing my pillow. "Can you not hear me sa'in 'Imma try'na sleep'!?!? Shushies!" Walking towards the lever again, I walk in front of the male human, swinging the pillow at his face as I do, glancing out of the door as I do so.

You see a strange sight ahead of you; see the OOC thread for Andrex' character.

I blink at the strange creature, before shrugging. "Whatchu want?" I turn to the male human. "AND CLOSE THE BLOODY DOOR!"

"Whats with closing all the door all the time?" I ask the female "And can we please find me some clothes" I continue insistently as I walk towards the door.

"There has to be a way. There has to be!" She begins patrolling the room, staring into random mirrors. "Is there anything particularly different in this room?"

"If 'ou come inside I can give you clothes. But HURRY UP"

"I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying" I say as I go inside the room.